Monday, June 1, 2015

The Best Bad Query Contest

+Sharon Bayliss is hosting another awesome bloghop.  This one is the Best Bad Query Contest. It's not too late to join in the fun.  Check out the linky on Sharon's site to visit the other Bad Queries and to vote for the best of the worst.

Here's mine:
To Whom it May Concern:

My English teacher alwasy told me I was very creative and that I should write my stories down and now I have! It took me alsmot a month to write this book and another week to type it on the computer at my librerry and I'm willing to let you publish it at your company for me.

Deanna Sucks is a story about a girl who wentto highschool in a little town just like the one I live in. She was not popular or part of hte in-crowd and she had an arch enemy on the cheerleanding squad named Deanna.  Every word of this story is the abosulte TRUTH! I put the whole entire first chapter below so you can read it.

There are a lto of girls like me out there who would love to read this story where the popular kids gets whats coming to them! It would also make a great TV show or movie with someone like that girl who was in Juno.

You can call me if you don't call too late or too early.

Looking forward to makign the big bucks!
-Samantha Bryant


Deanna sneered her ugly face at the girl on the bleachers and whined to the other snooty cheerleaders. WHY IS SHE EVEN EHRE? The girl tried to be nice like her Mama tuaght her, but it was hard when Deanna was snarling at her like the ugly fat dog she was.

Later that day, the girl was talking to her beautiful, perfect boyfriend who is in a band and has an awesome car and they came up with teh bestest idea for revenge!

Thanks for reading! Follow the linky to see the other posts by the writer who decided to play along today.

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  1. Haha, that was great! Well, terrible, actually...

    1. Thanks. It was fun. Just the right thing for this time of year.

  2. Deanna sounds like such a meaniepants. I hope she gets her comeuppance. This book is going to sell billions of copies all. over. the. world.!

  3. God, this was delicious.
    You forgot to compare yourself with a famous author, though! lol

    1. That should probably read "to a famous author".

    2. Oooh! Good idea. Though I'm not sure my persona reads that much . ..

  4. Hahahaha it's so bad it's almost good. ;-)

  5. Oh, I like that we got a bonus sample of the glorious terribleness!

  6. "beautiful, perfect boyfriend who is in a band and has an awesome car" - well, doesn't he sound delightful?! :D

  7. Wow! Your story sounds like super way cool and everything!